mardonna's definitions

Yeast Rolls

Tiny, rolled up balls of toilet paper left on the vagina after using it to vigorously scratch a yeast infection.

That skank has enough yeast rolls in her twat that she could feed a third world country.

by mardonna April 8, 2009

Asstity Belt

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

by mardonna April 8, 2009