Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.
Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.
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Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Men's obsession with women's titties is explained by evolutionary biology.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 16, 2019
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1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.
1.) I love me some titties.
2.) See them titties?
3.) Man, those are some great titties.
4.) Titties!
by Mikey G September 12, 2003
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When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress
by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010
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A female body part that no man can resist. Males will do anything to lay a finger on the beautiful squishy fun. It is sometimes difficult to even take a look at the curvy chest of a girl/woman.
Did you see those girls Titties?
by The Dirty One :) March 25, 2019
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adj. A word used to describe an item, person, or event that is extremely awesome or entertaining.
Guy1: Did you watch swamp people last night?
Guy2: No I missed it, was it good?
Guy1: It was Titties.
by BambiBeaty March 27, 2012
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Another Word For The Best Damn Things Since Peanut Butter! Namely: Boobies
Let Me Squeeze Those Titties Of Yours.
OR
Wanna See My Titties?
by Mountain Dew :] March 07, 2017
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