Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Common definition: How a
smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette.
Underground definition: When a person
snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me.
Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?
Ted: Bail me out of jail.
Casey: Why?
Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
Common definition: Yeshua casts the group of demons out of the possessed man into a herd of swine; i.e., group of pigs.
Underground definition: Since the Jews didn't raise pigs, the herd of swine was the Roman authorities; the police.
Carl: I'm going to go rob a bank.
George: That's a good way to attract a Herd of Swine. Congratulations you idiot...
Common definition: Someone that likes sucker candies.
Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.
Michael: Suzy really seems to love that group of guys over there. Just look at her
eyeballing their swimming trunks.
Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.
Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.
The common definition of a
unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the
swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that
stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.
Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
