ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

ass tits

1.an ass that closlet resembles tits
2.use it randomly or for every reason mad happy etc.

1.that guy has ass tits
2. you make a shot in basketball then you say ass tits

by jumping tree October 12, 2007

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 8, 2014

Ass tits

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples

Wow look at that fat guy's ass tits!!

by Peggy Gabel April 15, 2008

ass tits

Another word for hemroids

Push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Ass tit

Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.

The woman fell down the stairs breaking her neck. Thank God, because she had terrible ugly ass tits.

by funnykid87 November 11, 2009

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010