Ted 

He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.

Ted is my hero.

Ted by Nerdy on the inside. April 8, 2013

Ted 

A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!

If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.

Ted by KickAssSweetDad August 6, 2012

Ted 

A badass, talking teddy bear

Ted gets wasted everyday and he banged a chick at work.

Ted by keepsgettinbetter July 5, 2012

TED 

Final boss of TED Talks.When you listen every talk,you can finally listen him.

Friend 1:When ı can listen Ted himself talk.
Friend 2:You have to listen every show first.

TED by BukadaTR September 24, 2020

Ted 

Ted is a girl/boy who needs a hug, they are an amazing person a lot of people fall in love with ted leading ted to have heartbreak if you know a ted keep them they’re a great person to be around they are willing you make you happy than themselves treat them well and they’ll do the same they are quite and shy but once you get to know them there loud and funny

Woah they’re really cool but so quite, oh that’s ted

Ted by Babycatneedsme August 8, 2021

Ted 

Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.

Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today

Person 2: you must have met ted

That's my teddy

Ted by Luluxoxo May 15, 2016

Ted 

the final boss of TED Talks, only achievable after listening to every talk ever released fully

Bob: Holy shit dude is that Ted?!
Tyler: Who is Ted and why does he talk so much?

Ted by joeswanson69 January 24, 2020