He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
by Nerdy on the inside. April 08, 2013
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A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
by KickAssSweetDad March 22, 2012
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Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.

Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today

Person 2: you must have met ted
That's my teddy
by Luluxoxo May 06, 2016
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The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.
Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: You must have met Ted.
by jlupssss123 July 13, 2014
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A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.
Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.
by TotallyAwesomeIndividual October 04, 2009
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