asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

bomb-ass titties

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.

"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"

by porneggs May 22, 2006

bitch ass titties

adj.
A female in possession of agreeably sized and/or shaped breasts.

That fine gentlewoman I happenstanced upon at yesterday's box social had the most piquant bitch ass titties I had ever laid eyes upon.

by Professor Charles October 20, 2010

rude ass titties

A pair of really nice breasts.

Damn, that chick's got some rude, RUDE ass titties!

by chucho October 3, 2006

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

big ass titties

When a woman has a pair of breasts that are not only remarkably large in size, but are well shapen, and seem to bounce well when she is in motion. When you see big ass titties, it's usually accompanied by a large boner which will last you several minutes until you beat off.

Mike: Yo jamal, you see dem big ass titties?
Jamal: Yeah, I needa go to the bathroom now and beat off!

by Jon Crock July 9, 2006

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008