Asspow 

When you try anal with someone who embodies Rambo and treats your ass like the enemy.

Janet made a banana bread then let her husband asspow her into the next decade.

Asspow by Rogerin March 18, 2022

ASSPOLLO 

I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.

"Hey did you see asspollo yesterday on lore olympus?" "Yeah i did, he's a douche."

ASSPOLLO by Heeeeeeeewwwwwww May 3, 2020

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspocalypse 

When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your colon, and out of your anal orifice in what only can be describe bout of hellish antichrist diarrhea. Explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. All it takes is to bring on the asspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.

"Did you hear Johnny last night? fuck he had the taco shits!"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"

asspocalypse by SeeEmailAddr August 31, 2005

Assow 

When a nice, round and soft ass is way better than a simple pillow.

I just slept on my assow last night, it was so comfy! I feel so rested right now.

Assow by Zeax May 10, 2014

assowl 

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

assowl by mrpage April 25, 2015

Asspope 

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003