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A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.
You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!
asspony by Gabby February 15, 2004
If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.
God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.
A ficitonal animal that some Nesties ride in on to ruin other boards' day.
We can see that the Asspony Brigade from ML has rode in to ruin another boards' day.
asspony by NestieinMO September 27, 2007

dude shea, asspony 

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."
dude shea, asspony by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.
Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!
assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

Ass Pony 

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

Ass Pony by benmu November 21, 2006