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To be homosexual
Jimmy is a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean.
by Mattricio January 02, 2003

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Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.
Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.
by Mattricio January 03, 2003

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To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means
Jimmy doesn't have enough money for the show, he will have to spange.
by Mattricio January 02, 2003

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In the phonetic alphabet, the equivalent of C and B, respectively are charlie and bravo. Definitively, C and B, are used to represent to word cock and block. When using this conjunction, it is used surreptitiously, when in the company of the female gender.
Timmy pulled a charlie bravo on Jimmy, suffice it to say, he is not pleased.
by Mattricio February 16, 2004

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noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes
Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope
by Mattricio January 01, 2003

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While working in a particular industry to obtain items for free
Jimmy got some shwag while working at the Foghat show
by Mattricio January 02, 2003

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1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked
1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.
by Mattricio January 03, 2003

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