torqued

1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked

1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.

by Mattricio January 03, 2003

zombie mask

Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.

Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.

by Mattricio January 03, 2003

Asspope

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

by Mattricio January 01, 2003

Shwag

While working in a particular industry to obtain items for free

Jimmy got some shwag while working at the Foghat show

by Mattricio January 02, 2003

garbage

Female genitalia similar to junk, which is the male genitalia

Jane's garbage was sore from her constant masturbation

by Mattricio January 02, 2003

spange

To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means

Jimmy doesn't have enough money for the show, he will have to spange.

by Mattricio January 02, 2003

Light in the loafers

To be homosexual

Jimmy is a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean.

by Mattricio January 02, 2003