Assbowl 

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

Assbowl by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

Assbowl 

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

Assbowl by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

assbowl 

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

assbowl by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

assowl 

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

assowl by mrpage April 25, 2015

assbola 

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

assbola by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014

Asshowl 

usually occurs after partaking in the action of anal sex or, butt sex. it is the excess air and bodily fluids that come out of the anus when the fag's dick is pulled out. -suckiteasy

"what the fuck! what was that noise? there's shit all over the bed. ur cleaning my sheets you motherfucker! fuck you man! im not doing this any more. fuck you!"

"sorry, that was just my asshowl."

Asshowl by Jack N. and Kevin H. February 7, 2010

asshowl 

when a long fart inspires others to join in

"Man Jerry's asshowl spoke to us on another level, me and my brothers had to join in! We howled for almost 5 minutes!"

asshowl by KandyKarizma December 2, 2021