assport

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

by VTPinky December 2, 2010

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

assport

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

by subinai January 12, 2009

assport

1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.

Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

Assport

A free pass to buttfuck someone.

My girlfriend gave me an assport last night.

by Sigia Zodiark August 2, 2011

Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022