assowl 

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

assowl by mrpage April 25, 2015

assoulmates 

A couple of assholes who belong together for life.

"Look at that couple cutting in line holding hands and sucking face like they're oblivious to everyone else."

"I know. They must be assoulmates."

assoulmates by stoneydoggie October 8, 2011

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Assow 

When a nice, round and soft ass is way better than a simple pillow.

I just slept on my assow last night, it was so comfy! I feel so rested right now.

Assow by Zeax May 10, 2014

assolooley 

An answer in the affirmative

"Does Stallone always talk like that?"
"Assolooley"

assolooley by apollo creep January 1, 2007

Religion Assolic 

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

Religion Assolic by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009