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whitebook 

The defamatory and ignorant term for facebook under the assumption that it is aimed towards white people. Often used by minorities to make fun of white people and the social networking craze.
Tron: "aye mane... I saw this fineee ass girl on whitebook last week. shm. "

Jose: "Forreal? . I'll bet she was white huh?"

Tron: "You know it. That's all dey got on that site."
whitebook by daahhhhhhhhhhhh February 1, 2010
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whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

whiteboisex 

Whiteboisex is when a pussy-free white male mastubates to interracial porn.
I love watching black men get all the white pussy while I have WhiteBoiSex tonight.
whiteboisex by SnowBunny_X November 5, 2020
The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.
Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.

Wastebooking 

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.
Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
Wastebooking by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010

Whiteboy weed 

The colorful term used by my brown-skinned neighbors to describe the pot I grew.
Yo son, you got some mo' o dat whiteboy weed we smoked yesterday? That shit sent me to the moon, kid! Whaddya dust dat shit wif crack or sumfin? Yo lemme get some mo' and I'll pay you on Friday, I swear I got a million dollar check coming to me
Whiteboy weed by The real Kyda December 15, 2010

whitebwoy 

The term "whiteboy" as it would be said by someone of Caribbean or West Indian descent. Slight emphasis is placed on the "w".
Mi see dis whitebwoy pon mi gyal

He's such a whitebwoy with his dreads and kangol hat
whitebwoy by Vanillaface October 23, 2013