vagaistro

A vagina maistro

He played with my pussy so good, he's a fucking vagaistro.

by NatralMystic November 12, 2020

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008

Vagitron

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.

The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron

by ClayAdams March 15, 2009

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Vagitron

When female entryism has reached critical mass.
Critical mass = the numbers needed to control the environment, and get everything they want.
Everything they want = the sum of the Karens involved.

Vagitron is making us all wear masks, again.

by Cal Dirty August 1, 2022

vagistration

the monthly discharge from the uterus. (noun)
to vagistrate; vagistrating (verb)
vagistral cramps.

Mary's vagistration has become more regulated since she began using birth control pills

by 516mama January 17, 2008

vagasitory

Something a women sticks up her vagina, is very similar to a suppository

A monistat one pill is a form of a vagasitory

by cryin ryan October 6, 2010