Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.
by vastronaut March 24, 2021
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A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.
Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009
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A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
by hel112570 August 6, 2020
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