vagstronaut 

a pioneer in tha pu$$y

Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.

vagstronaut by vastronaut March 24, 2021

fagstronaut 

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.

Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.

fagstronaut by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

Lagstronaut 

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.

Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".

Lagstronaut by hel112570 August 6, 2020