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Moistatious 

The effect on women when they are being flirtatious which makes them moist
Candy: "I was flirting with this hot guy last night in the club, he was making me moistatious"
Moistatious by Superbri July 15, 2015
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Moniskat 7 

Wicked-ass ska band from guam. Actually has horn players, compared to other silly ska bands with that guitar-keyboard instrument bullshit. Comparable to Reel Big Fish and the Specials in their prime.

Still doesn't hold a candle to slavesoul when it comes to jaw-dropping anal fistin' live shows, though.
"My friends play for a Moniskat 7, a ska band. They get the chicks wet."
Moniskat 7 by slavetical June 7, 2003

Moistatocity 

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!
"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.
Moistatocity by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

Moniskat 7 

a cure to female infection by mind blowing ska sounds that only members of this band can make happen.
Yesterday I was itchy, but Moniskat7 fixed that. Heehee
Moniskat 7 by Dawn August 5, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022