suppository 

(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature

She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.

suppository by Jake March 24, 2004

suppository 

suppository:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.sup·pos·i·to·ries A small plug of medication designed to melt at body temperature within a body cavity other than the mouth, especially the rectum or vagina. Also called bougie.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old French suppositorie, from Medieval Latin supposit*rium, from Late Latin, neuter of supposit*rius, placed under, from Latin suppositus, past participle of supp*nere, to put under

since paul's mouth was wired he had to take a suppository for medicine up the butt

suppository by D'fo March 6, 2004

suppository 

An invention is a type of medicine can cause humilition to menhood and probably invented by a badass gay physician to treat his hhomophobic friend.

JOHN: I have fever!
MARY: Go to tge pharmecy and get Paracitamol suppository , it is effective in reducing fever.

suppository by Samooooooo February 12, 2018

suppository  

What a friend gives you while reading "Basic Kafka".

Chris gave Caleb a suppository with a marble banana while reading Chapter One of "Basic Kafka".

suppository by freewilly/fathands June 24, 2008

Suppository of Wisdom 

Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.

This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)

"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"

Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.

Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.

(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.

Suppository of Wisdom by Jim90 August 21, 2013

Suppository essay 

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

Suppository essay by jman101 September 9, 2013

suppository spritzer 

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.

Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.

suppository spritzer by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009