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tardnugget
tardnugget by AriBoBari March 14, 2011
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turdbagger
Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
turdnugget
A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".
turdnugget by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010
turdburgerler
John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010
Turdburger
A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez drive-thru.......
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010
Turdnugget
A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.
Turdnugget by memecp June 5, 2020
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