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A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".
Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.
by KurtMaGurt February 12, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.
I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle
by w00t May 14, 2004
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a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"
by Mazda 3 Transform! December 22, 2005
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One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget
"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"
by Eif-ster October 28, 2008
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A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).
"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"
by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006
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