turdnugget

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".

Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.

by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

Turdnugget

A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.

That midget Todd just got pissed cause I deleted his Fortnite account. What a turdnugget.

by memecp June 5, 2020

Turdnugget

A kid named talon with blonde hair / a turd nugget is a kid named talon

a mcdonalds chicken nuggett made of poop a turdnugget is a piece of poop no bigger that the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget

by pooperbuttholfartso August 20, 2018

Turdnugget

Jumpingjackrock in one word if you ask Laura.

ONE OF MY BST FRIENDS, RLY GOOD AT GAMES, TURDNUGGET, LOVA YA TO BITS BB <3<3

by Plebishgay1337 December 30, 2016

tardnugget

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.

-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.

by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

turd nugget

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

by w00t May 14, 2004

turd nugget

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi

"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"

by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005