Turdburger

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 3, 2003

turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

TurdBurger

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.

"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."

by mj68668 September 25, 2020