hammered 

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.

hammered by cabflow December 4, 2011

hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

hammered by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

hammered 

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

hammered by Risky July 19, 2003

hammered 

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

hammered by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

hammered 

so completley drunk out of ones mind

after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered

hammered by guadelupe January 25, 2005

Hammered 

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

Hammered by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

hammered 

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

hammered by .lanky_bec. May 6, 2006