burgles

A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...

Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID

burgles by Matt Gwiaz November 30, 2007

Rick Burleson 

Rick Burleson is one of the best Short Stop's in Boston Red Sox history. He had a fiery temper and always went balls out. Burleson was a true ball player. He played for the Sox from 1974-1980 until some douche bag traded him to the California Angels. He won a Gold Glove in 1979 and was a 4 time All Star.

Rick Burleson's nickname is the Rooster.

Rick Burleson by Sean O'Leary September 7, 2007

turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Burglekutt 

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.

1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.

Burglekutt by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

Mr. Buggles 

Mr. Buggles is a youtube sensation. He is a talking dog who has gone viral on youtube. His videos have been posted on many different websites. The animator and voice actor for Mr. Buggles is unknown. We do know that he has great comedic skills, he is a great source of entertainment, and he is very inspiring. Mr. Buggles went through a hard rough past and he makes comedy out of it. To find his videos, look up on Youtube, “Mr. Buggles Talking Dog”. He deserves fame and glory for his overall grand personality and comedic skill. Mr. Buggles is a yellow Labrador Retreiver. He has some information about himself on his YouTube channel. He talks about his past, his current family, and funny random stuff such as mailmen. Mr. Buggles is on a path to fame and he has the UPS mailmen right by his side!

Wow! You must watch Mr. Buggles videos! How else would you be so glorious and amazing!

Mr. Buggles by Thatoneguywhofindsfuturecelebs October 4, 2018

Burleson 

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

Burleson by Squid Lips June 12, 2019

Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.

Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

Hate Burgle by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009