A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?