Urban Dictionary: Turdburger

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A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

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turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 23, 2006

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turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

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turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 08, 2004