2 definitions by captiancrappy

turdburgerler

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

by captiancrappy October 15, 2010

burgle

To steal something then sodomize it

Guy one:" I read in the paper about some dude burgeling a cat"

Guy two:" That's hot."

Guy one: "What is wrong with you man? That's not hot... it's super hot."

Guy two:"mhhmmmm,burgle."

by captiancrappy October 15, 2010