turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

Turdbagger

A person who bags poop all day, leading to a mean, upset, and very crummy attitude. No one like these kind of people.

My teacher is being such a turdbagger today.

by Golden arrow March 7, 2016

turdburgerler

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

Turddigger

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003