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Turdbagger

A person who bags poop all day, leading to a mean, upset, and very crummy attitude. No one like these kind of people.
My teacher is being such a turdbagger today.
Turdbagger by Golden arrow March 7, 2016

turdburgerler 

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger 

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger 

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult
Person: shut up you turdburger
turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

Turddigger 

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.
That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!
Turddigger by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turdburger 

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger
Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"
turdburger by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003