turds

Another word for shit or crap, used primarily in Scottish slang.

The English are a load of turds.

by clipperthief April 07, 2005

turds

a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet

"Omfg u stoon in those TURDS!"
"My ass really hurts i just did a huge TURDs!"

by jenny jay October 29, 2006

turds

brown thing that float im my toilet kinda like a monkey versoin of shit

look at dem turds expecially that big one

by PlayDohMan April 27, 2004

turds

gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.

last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.

by reverendmo May 29, 2010

turds

turds

mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds

by donald mkcduck June 05, 2018

Turd

A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...

"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."

by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013

Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003