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stresist by Mr Marshmallow March 1, 2016
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Stresstified
1. A deep emotional pain, usually from being persecuted, ostracized, or feeling unworthy of love.
2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.
3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.
4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.
2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.
3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.
4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.
1. I was the black sheep of the family, and became stresstified from all the rejection.
2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.
2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.
Stresstified by Stresstified.org June 14, 2017
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stresist • stressted • Stressticles • Stressting • Stresstivities • Stresstrated • stressturbate • Stremistry • Stressstrated • stresst
stresstival
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
stresstival by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Stressticles
Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.
"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"
"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
Stressticles by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012
Stressticles
A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.
Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!
Stressticles by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009
Stressturbate
Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.
Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.
After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
Stressturbate by MK1996 August 14, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.