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Don't be so stresist
by Mr Marshmallow March 1, 2016
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Stresstified

1. A deep emotional pain, usually from being persecuted, ostracized, or feeling unworthy of love.

2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.

3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.

4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.
1. I was the black sheep of the family, and became stresstified from all the rejection.

2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.
by Stresstified.org June 14, 2017
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Stressted

Stress and rested combined
I stressted over the weekend.
by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023
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stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.
"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012
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Stressticles

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.
Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!
by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009
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Stressturbate

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
by MK1996 August 14, 2016
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