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straights 

wanna give me some straights?
straights by kilby November 19, 2006

Straights 

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"
Straights by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015

Straights 

Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies
‘Can you buy me a pack of straights?’

Straights 

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.
Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"
Straights by Eltuno August 19, 2019

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you
a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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