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Stressturbate 

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
Stressturbate by MK1996 August 14, 2016
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stressturbate 

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
stressturbate by goldie911 September 10, 2013

Stresstrated 

The feeling of being stressed and frustrated all at once.
Me being forced to choose the lesser of two evils has me so stresstrated!!
Stresstrated by Raeroboch April 9, 2017

Stressurbate 

Comes from the words "stress" and "masturbate". The action of masturbation when one is stressed.
I have 3 essays, a presentation, and a lab report due tomorrow but instead of doing anything productive all I did was stressurbate all day
Stressurbate by Fameless April 24, 2017

stressterbating

The act of beating off because of stress and to relieve said stress
When life gets tough and bills start piling up, I go to my den and start stressterbating.
stressterbating by Tlogz April 23, 2016

Stresstrated

The feeling of being frustrated and stressed out at the same time.
River is so stresstrated because he wants to go outside. River made up this word when he was stressed out and frustrated, he was only 2 years old.
Stresstrated by Spaceykc February 17, 2026
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