Stressting

When you are resting but stress kicks in as well.

Geezer, I was trying to rest and all of a sudden I started stressing too. I was proper stressting!!!

by 007Geezer September 30, 2018

Stressting

Taking a nap because you’re stressed out

I stayed home today to spend the day stressting.

by KasCat July 3, 2024

Stresstified

1. A deep emotional pain, usually from being persecuted, ostracized, or feeling unworthy of love.

2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.

3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.

4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.

1. I was the black sheep of the family, and became stresstified from all the rejection.

2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.

by Stresstified.org June 14, 2017

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.

Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

kiss streeting

Euphemism for kissing along the streets

Phoebe and Salar were kiss streeting over Walnut last night.

by Polar Bear Exceptional June 7, 2011

Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012