rested 

lit, turnt, wrecked (esp. through use of weed)

"we're gonna get so rested at the party tonight!"

rested by not a girl, not yet a robot January 1, 2017

O'rested 

Being sent directly to jail without any sort of due process/trial

Chris: hey man did you hear what happened to steve?

Joe: no, what happened?
Chris: the dude got O'rested!
Joe: may God have mercy on his soul.

O'rested by Akuma4u January 5, 2022

day-resters 

Day-resters; casual clothing worn around the house whilst resting. This is usually done during the day, making them different from pyjamas.
Day-resters are usually worn while watching television, lying on the couch or playing video games, and can be any comfy, loose-fitting attire worn for the sake of comfort, not fashion.

``Hey man, I'm not up for going out today. Think I'll just throw on my day resters and chill.''
Or
``It's been a long day at work. I''m gonna change into my day resters and hang on the couch this afternoon.''
OR ``Why you still got your day-resters on child? We're going to church!''

day-resters by TetrisLee February 3, 2010

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

restent

Another version of the n word.

Sleepy doesn't have 3.5k. What a restent.

restent by Restless19 April 21, 2019

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.

David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"

Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009