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Stressticles 

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.
"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
Stressticles by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

Stressticles 

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.
Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!
Stressticles by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

stresstipation 

a chronic case of stress-related bowel inflammation with side effects such as the occasional “power-push,” epic absence of a cathartic BM and intense cramps, all of which are followed by intensely satisfying “thunder shits.”
While preparing to crush my mid-day interview, I attempted to take a nice, soul-cleansing poo. Alas, stresstipation ended my efforts!

Stresstivities

Holiday activities involving your unpleasant relatives.
Candy was busy with stresstivities getting ready for Christmas Eve dinner with her extended family.
Stresstivities by Dubyaski December 6, 2012

stressticles 

Boy related stress. (Stress + Testicles= Stressticles).
OMG he just sent me a dick pick! I can feel the stressticles coming on.

Stresstivities

Stressful festivities; the preparation for and execution of extended time spent with family and in-laws, particularly around holidays.
I would love to opt out of the stresstivities this year for my mental health.
Stresstivities by ampharose September 17, 2020