3 definitions by MK1996

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A racist slur that has somehow managed to stay in existence as the Name of an NFL Franchise. That franchise was one of the last teams in the NFL to integrate. Noticing a pattern here?
It was when drunk Mel Gibson called those guys redskins that we realized how racist it really sounded.
by MK1996 April 04, 2013
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Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
by MK1996 August 14, 2016
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The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.
Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.
by MK1996 April 03, 2013
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