Definitions by MK1996

Stressturbate 

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

Stressturbate by MK1996 August 14, 2016

New Jersey Devils 

The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.

Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.

New Jersey Devils by MK1996 April 3, 2013