spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

Spoonbillin

Black males that have sex with as many women as they can without any regard to the consciences, including taken responsibility for any of their sex partners children

That Kobe Bryant, he bees spoonbillin, now he gonna be chillin!

by Mr Bentley September 27, 2007

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Roseate Spoonbill

A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.

Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill

by ESBirdnerd November 16, 2020

Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

spoonbill

A person of African-American origins referring to the size and shape of his lips.

That little spoonbill just stole my bicycle then tried to sell it to my brother.

by sven June 10, 2004

Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

by Spoonbank November 23, 2011