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Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.
Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.
Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.
The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.
spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spoondock Saints 

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints
Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.
Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.
"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."
Spoonacopopple by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.
I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!
Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

Spoonbank 

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.
1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"
Spoonbank by Spoonbank November 23, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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