Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

stoolfart

a fart that smells like pure shit. sometimes even wrecks your underwear (usually does)

man, it smells like somebody took a dump. -nah, i just made a stoolfart.

by pogo October 7, 2004

spoonworthy

adj. - Any activity where gouging your eye out with a spoon would be less painful.

Comes from the website www.workorspoon.com

Ugh... I have a spoonworthy marketing meeting at 3 o'clock.

by Jason Buys April 1, 2004

spoonfest

1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.

"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."

by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007

Spoonatizer

A dramatic messy person who likes to stir up drama just to get attention and make themselves happy but deep down inside they’re not happy.

This person is a total spoonatizer because she loves to stir up drama just to get a thrill out of it.

by LonLon21da1 January 12, 2023