iBetty's definitions

Quarterphoria

The euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven't gained any money.

"I love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!" -gramma

"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson

by iBetty December 29, 2011

Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

by iBetty December 26, 2011

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Boettchers

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".

Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!

by iBetty June 20, 2011

Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.

Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 4, 2012

Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

by iBetty January 12, 2012