iBetty's definitions
The euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven't gained any money.
"I love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!" -gramma
"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson
"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson
by iBetty December 29, 2011
Get the Quarterphoriamug. The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
Get the Mustache Fairymug. That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
by iBetty December 26, 2011
Get the Post-Proofreadmug. by iBetty June 20, 2011
Get the Boettchersmug. Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
by iBetty October 2, 2014
Get the Bamgoozledmug. pron. foorish
verb
the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning
verb
the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning
P.D. felt hungry when the taxi dropped him off so he decided to fourish himself with two frozen southwest eggrolls, his roommate’s leftover tater tot hot-dish, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.
by iBetty July 2, 2011
Get the fourishmug. When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.
Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.
Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
by iBetty December 27, 2012
Get the Falshbackmug.