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Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
by iBetty October 2, 2014
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Get the Spoonmate mug.When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.
Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.
Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
by iBetty December 27, 2012
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Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.
by iBetty December 5, 2011
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Get the pieceofshito'clock mug.That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
by iBetty December 26, 2011
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