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Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.
Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
by iBetty October 2, 2014
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Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.
Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!
by iBetty October 2, 2014
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Falshback

When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.
Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.

Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.
by iBetty December 27, 2012
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Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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treegret

Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.
Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.
by iBetty December 5, 2011
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pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.
"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."
by iBetty December 5, 2011
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Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.
That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
by iBetty December 26, 2011
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