splinger
a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world
splinger by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022
Words you can keep
splinger
a person who us over the top, pick me , attention seeking, annoying, entiteled, and thinks theyre so funny
splinger by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022
Compound Splinter
(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.
Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015
connie springer
connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.
Born: Gerald Norman Springer
February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer
Chicago, Illinois,
U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic
Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)
Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer
Talk show host
Judge
Lawyer
Politican
Known for:
Jerry Springer show
America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio
Website: www.jerryspringer.com
Born: Gerald Norman Springer
February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer
Chicago, Illinois,
U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic
Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)
Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer
Talk show host
Judge
Lawyer
Politican
Known for:
Jerry Springer show
America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio
Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school
Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show
While at home off from school .
If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to
People age 14 and up .
Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show
While at home off from school .
If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to
People age 14 and up .
Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023
The Splinter Cell
The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011
Catching Splinters
A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.
"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce
Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.