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The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked
by buffalo billy bobb July 07, 2009
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Most pointless 3 years of life

You learn nothing useful in school, get more homework than high schoolers get, all the effort you put into anything doesn't count anyway.
You can get a 51% in every subject and it won't matter going into high school. Exams are pointless, everything about Middle School is pointless!!!
Your parents will freak on you if u get bad grades but grades dont ever matter until grade 12
You separate into cliques, and are that way until grade 12 (usually).
Everyone pretends to like all the new trends but they really dont care about them at all.
"Cant wait to get to high school and outta this place."-Middle Schooler
by the guy2222 June 02, 2009
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Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!

All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
My teacher gave me so much fucking math homework I had to pull an all-nighter and then got detention for falling asleep during class.

Popular kids pointed and laughed as I ran with my fifty pound backpack to my next class. Of course, they all looked cool in Hollister skirts and Jansport backpacks that were all empty.

I'm finally done with middle school. I don't remember anything I learned.
by AprilW. May 12, 2012
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One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.
Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):"Yay! Middle school next year!"
Trevor (now in middle school):"Middle school sucks. Girls become idiots,boys are pervs,and I lost most of my elementary school friends. I don't really have any new friends,and everyone thinks I'm a loser because I try to get by."
by ilovethesmashingpumpkins January 11, 2009
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Most
Intimidating
Detention
Duplex,
Like
Eating

Shit
Coming
Headfirst
Out
Of
Lump-headed Assholes
Guy 1- Hey, are you in middle school?

Guy 2- Nah, I'm at Eating-Shit School
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Arguably the worst three years of any child's schooling. You feel like you're too old to be treated like a young child but you're treated like one anyway. Some students test the limits, and as such the entire student body is restricted even more. You slowly loose your freedoms one by one until you feel like you might as well be in preschool for all the independence you have.

Also, it is close to guaranteed that in at least one of your middle school years, close to all of your friends will dump you. You know back in fifth grade when you and your BFF 4 LYFE swore you'd stay friends all the way through FOREVER? Yeah. That pretty much all goes to shit the second you hit middle school. People grow apart or become popular wannabes or just move on to different people. It sucks. You'll make new friends though. Usually.

Organization is a HUGE deal in Middle School. Teachers are all over you all the time, making sure you have every binder, paper, and book in place. It's obnoxoius and invasive. You'll get used to it.
Fifth Grade Girl: OMG! I can't wait to go to middle school! I'm going to be all grown up and do whatever I want and my friends and I will be popular and all the boys will want to date us.

8th Graders: (trying to contain hysterical laughter) Mmhmm. Sure. Whatever you say.
by Frustrated Student April 12, 2009
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1. a place where poor kids are made fun of everyday

2. where kids have stupid relationships that last for 2 weeks

3. where kids are forced to go for 7 hours of the day

4. prep for high school

5. where most of the kids days are spent texting and spelling you like u
kiddo: i hate school

Mom: but it teaches you good value

kiddo:sureeee (kiddo thinks : i freaking hate middle school)
by beautifulgirl:)_nobraging;) February 07, 2012
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