splinter 

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.

splinter by Jameridith March 6, 2007

Splinter 

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

Splinter by The Great One April 22, 2004

splinter 

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

splinter by eastgod November 29, 2018

Splinter 

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.

"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."

Splinter by captchichi April 16, 2010

Splinter 

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

Splinter by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Splinter 

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

Splinter by EmmBee February 4, 2005

Splinter 

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

Splinter by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018