Nov 26 Word of the Day
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show
My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!
by anonymous March 13, 2005
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A crude smoking device constructed out of a length of tubing and a glass bottle from a Spring Valley Juice.
1. Yo, pack us up a springer.

2. Kalvin arched his neck back as he took the full brunt of the springer.
by nanoloop August 17, 2009
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When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.
Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.
by John "Grover Fresh $" January 02, 2006
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A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.
"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."
by PH Patriot March 31, 2007
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The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....
by Rusty the George Nelson April 05, 2007
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