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A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).

Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):

Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.

Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.

Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.

Mark Springer - British composer and actor.

Mike Springer - American professional golfer.

Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.

Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.

Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.

T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.

Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(

As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"

Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."

Person - "What?"

Me - "Nothing."
by GenuineSpringer November 21, 2008
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v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show
My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!
by anonymous March 13, 2005
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A crude smoking device constructed out of a length of tubing and a glass bottle from a Spring Valley Juice.
1. Yo, pack us up a springer.

2. Kalvin arched his neck back as he took the full brunt of the springer.
by nanoloop August 17, 2009
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A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.
"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."
by PH Patriot March 31, 2007
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The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....
by Rusty the George Nelson April 05, 2007
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A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
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