wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

by BChil April 11, 2012

Pho Queue

(n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho

Man #1: Dude, I am not going to stand in this pho queue !
Man #2: Fuck you !
Man #1: No. Dude, I said pho queue...

by BChil February 06, 2015

Duhvcourse

A portmanteau of "Duh" and "of course"

BChil - I don't put dead animals and/or the secretions from their ovaries or mammary glands into my mouth hole.
Rendel - Duhvcourse you don't... Why would you? It's not normal.
BChil - Centuries of bad parenting would disagree with you...

by BChil August 21, 2015

transjenner

One who has made the decision to transition to the opposite gender, after spending too much time as a member of the Kardashian family

Man #1: Did you hear that former Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner is transitioning to a woman?
Man #2: Transgender?
Man #1: No, transjenner!
Man #2: When can we expect the butt-implants?

by BChil February 08, 2015

Compound Splinter

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

by BChil June 21, 2015