Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Compound Splinter

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

by BChil June 29, 2015

Spoinkers

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

The Splinter Cell

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

Spoinkers

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

by rollingclam June 15, 2016