sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 12, 2007

Sphinger

V. To stick a finger in a sphincter.

Mindy was feeling kinky Friday night, so she asked Joey to Sphinger her.

by handle handler June 14, 2017

Sphinger

The finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.

Would you like to smell my sphinger?

by Anazole September 28, 2014