shwoofty 

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown

example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."

shwoofty by Mindyscenekid October 23, 2006

shmoofty 

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak

As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.

shmoofty by steve Elektro June 25, 2009

shoofty 

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

shoofty by junkyard prince October 5, 2003

Shwoopty

When a female requests oral while laying down, placing a hand under he back and throwing her off the bed.

When she asked to be eaten out I gave her a shwoopty. It was my turn.

Shwoopty by Carl Marximus February 11, 2017

shwoopty pop 

the insertion of a shomdomdobley in bobo hole with the goal of excavating some legendary chocolate for later consumption.

she wanted to get shwoopty pop after sex

shwoopty pop by theoldone305 July 28, 2018

shwoopty

It is a term. That can be used in replace of any word

" Holy shwoopty " or look at that guy with the awesome shwoopty " or " hey can you hand me the shwoopty "

shwoopty by Funny man 8797 January 3, 2014

shoofty 

pitching a tent in your pants

Man quit shootying at my shoofty

shoofty by cozmo November 12, 2003