15 definitions by junkyard prince

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.
Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.
by junkyard prince October 15, 2003
Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)
WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.
That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!
by junkyard prince October 15, 2003
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)
Have a shoofty at those breasts!
by junkyard prince October 5, 2003
The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.
"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
by junkyard prince October 15, 2003
Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.
Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
A commonly used language in a particular region.
English could be considered the lingua franca of the Internet, because it is on the majority of websites.

1337 5p34k has become the lingua franca of sorts of IRC and chat rooms.
by junkyard prince October 10, 2003