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Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.
Did you see that jan making out with her, she's so lucky.
by FuzzGiRl November 06, 2008
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Usually a super smart person.
Literally "wise one".
Jan is usually a female name, but can occasionally be applied to males.
by Overland Park December 09, 2013
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1. A short term for January
2. A unisex name
Usually, a wise person, although sometimes oblivious to things. Very sweet and caring, a loyal friend.
(Sometimes given to a child by not very creative parents because the child was born in January)
by are you dum September 17, 2016
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A beautiful woman that is kind, considerate, caring, loving, and above all - awesome
No, not Janice or Janet, just Jan
by StarDragon February 03, 2010
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1.To take food, clothes, electronics,virgninty Etc from a store/person and succesfully not getting caught in a stealth like manner.

2. Jans- Jacking all nicca swag.
1. Me and my crew just Jansd 100$ worth of stuff !

2. Imma Jans my friend some swag for his birthday.

3. Ricco- Yo where should i hide the earphones that I Jansd? The applle security is comming!

DR- Put it in my Jansport Bag and dip!

4. I just had to Jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
by OGJANS August 10, 2010
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The best girlfriend you could ever possibly want to have, or ask for. Although she'll probably try to leave you, and you'll probably try to leave her, you realize that nothing could be better, and you'd be an idiot to let her go. Also can mean; sexy, smart, funny, kind, loving, creative, amazing.
Girl: Hey did you see that really awesome chick over there?

Jan's Girlfriend: Oh yeah I did, she was totally a Jan!
by randall27 September 20, 2010
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