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Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white
shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021
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Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)
yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.
Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018
A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.
"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"
Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003
To suck in n sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way.
That skanky bitch loved to shlarve my dode.
Shlarve by Nut gobbler July 20, 2014

Shlorngry 

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.
Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.
Shlorngry by Wheatnik September 8, 2010
The proper way of saying slushie.
Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.
Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010